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9 October, 2023
Solar activity was low. The largest flare was a C6.6/Sf at 08/0340 UTC from Region 3460 (S10E23, Dai/beta-gamma). Regions 3451 (N16W46, Eai/beta-delta) and 3460 continued to exhibit growth over the period. Slight decay was observed in Regions 3452 (N10W50, Eao/beta) and 3454 (S11W27, Cso/beta). The rest of the spot groups were relatively stable. No Earth-directed CMEs were detected.
The solar kp index is quiet, with no changes to retrograde effects. The solar wind speed is currently normal.
Solar wind parameters were at nominal levels. Solar wind speed ranged from 295-358 km/s. Total field ranged from 1-6 nT while the Bz component was between +6/-5 nT. Phi angle was variable.
There is a 15% chance of solar activity, with a 1% chance of a minor event, a 1% chance of a moderate event, and a 1% chance of a strong event.
The waning moon is currently in Leo, at 15 degrees, 20' 46", at a velocity of 11.86 degrees per day.
The Waning Crescent moon is currently 24.6 days old. It is 404770.77 km from the centre of the Earth.
The next new moon is at 17:55:08, 14 Oct, 2023. The next full moon is at 20:24:27, 28 Oct, 2023.
Planetary Information
The Sun is in Libra
The Sun is at 15 Lib 42' 09", and is 149457596km away and approaching.
The Moon is in Leo
The Moon is at 15 Leo 20' 46", and is 404955km away and receding.
Moon Is In Leo
Greetings, interstellar wanderers! The Moon, that big ol' hunk of cheese in the sky, has sashayed its way into the limelight of Leo, like a diva catwalk model. Now, I know what you're thinking, "Great, what does that mean for me, oh wise and funny astrologer?" Well, my dear, sit back, grab your favorite cosmic-themed snack, because we're about to dive into this astrological remix. First off, let's talk numbers. The Moon, our celestial sidekick, is currently playing it cool at a whopping 404,898.556541700 km away. It's like it's on a universal gap year, exploring itself in the constellation of Leo. But remember, it's not about the distance; it's about the journey... or something deep like that. With the Moon in Leo, we're all feeling a little more... shall we say, 'fabulous'? Think of it as your inner lion roaring in the form of sequins and spontaneous karaoke sessions. Don't fight it, embrace it. Channel your inner Freddie Mercury and ask yourself, "What would Freddie do?" This lunar positioning isn't just about being the life of the party though. Oh no, Leo is also about pride and courage. So, if you've been shying away from showing off your collection of Star Trek memorabilia or your detailed knowledge of quantum physics, now is the time to shine! With the Moon in Leo, it's the perfect time to be unapologetically you. And remember, fellow stargazers, in the grand scheme of the universe, we're all just tiny specks on a slightly larger speck, floating in an infinite cosmos. So why not have some fun with it? Wear that crazy outfit, sing that song, do the robot dance in public. Who cares? The Moon certainly doesn't. It's too busy being 404,898.556541700 km fabulous in Leo. So, get out there and show the world your sparkle, because, as they say, "In space, no one can hear you... not be fabulous."Mercury is in Libra
Mercury is prograde at 07 Lib 31' 57", moving at 1.77 degrees per day, and is 198179462km away and receding.
Mercury Is In Libra
Well, well, well, Mercury is hanging out in Libra. Isn't that like inviting the class nerd to the cool kids' party? But hey, don't underestimate the nerds! I mean, where would we be without Bill Gates, right? Now, you might be wondering, "What's this got to do with me?" Well, pull up a chair, and let's get astro-nerdy. First off, Mercury in Libra is like a cosmic conference call. It opens up communication between all your favorite characters - bosses, family, friends, lovers, ex-lovers, the barista who can never get your name right. If there's been any bad blood, now's the time to bury the hatchet. And I don't mean in your boss's back. The cherry on top of this celestial sundae? Diplomacy. Libra's the justice of the zodiac, weighing everything in her balanced scales (and no, she didn't buy them from IKEA). So while Mercury's in town, you might find yourself playing peacemaker, or perhaps even marriage counselor to your bickering houseplants. But it's not all peace, love, and understanding. There's a catch. You see, Mercury in Libra can make you too nice. Yes, there is such a thing! You might end up sugar-coating everything, turning into the human equivalent of a glazed donut. And remember, nobody likes a sycophant, not even your cat. So, here's the deal, folks. Embrace the power of open conversation, even if it means disagreeing. After all, agreeing to disagree can sometimes be the strongest connection you have. Now, go out there and start communicating... or you know, just keep arguing about whether Star Trek or Star Wars is better. Either way, remember to have fun with it. Peace out, stargazers!Venus is in Virgo
Venus is prograde at 00 Vir 11' 00", moving at 0.86 degrees per day, and is 87320560km away and receding.
Venus Is In Virgo
Venus in Virgo: A Cosmic Comedy of Sorts
Okay, folks! Get ready for some intergalactic gossip because Venus just swiped right on Virgo! Now, don't get all flustered. Venus in Virgo isn't about love in the mushy, gushy, make-your-friends-want-to-puke kind of way. It's more like a cosmic episode of 'The Bachelorette', where you're the star and your love interests are your life choices. Who will get the final rose? Will it be that art class you've been dying to take or the yoga sessions you've been skipping? Only time will tell!
Picture this: Venus, the goddess of love, all dolled up in sensible shoes and a lab coat, wielding a checklist instead of a bow and arrow. That's what we're dealing with when Venus is in Virgo. She's going full-on Marie Kondo, asking you to take a look at your relationships and decide if they spark joy or just give you heartburn.
But watch out, lovebirds! With Venus in meticulous Virgo, you might find yourself nitpicking your partner's every move. "Honey, why do you breathe so loudly?" or "Dear, could you chew your food in prime numbers?" Remember, folks, constructive dialogue beats pointing out every piece of spinach stuck in their teeth.
And if you're single, ready to mingle, and looking for love under this transit, let me tell you, it's less 'Fifty Shades of Grey' and more 'The Notebook'. Of course, there's passion. But it's earthy, grounded, and comes with a side order of discernment. It's less about wild flings and more about slow dances and long walks on the beach.
So, here's the takeaway: Venus in Virgo is like a cosmic quality control. It's not about perfection, but about appreciating the finer things in life, whether that's a good meal, a beautiful sunset, or a well-organized sock drawer. Now, go forth and let Venus in Virgo guide your star-crossed decisions!
Mars is in Libra
Mars is prograde at 28 Lib 02' 25", moving at 0.67 degrees per day, and is 381102512km away and receding.
Mars Is In Libra
Alright, you interstellar enthusiasts! Buckle up, because Mars--that hunk of red rock we all know and love--is doing the cosmic tango with none other than Libra. Now, for those of you who've forgotten your Astrology 101, Libra is all about balance, harmony, and making sure everyone is playing nice in the sandbox. Now, when Mars meanders into Libra's territory, it's like a cosmic peace rally. Mars, the celestial embodiment of motivation and drive, gets handed a kale smoothie and a tie-dye shirt. Suddenly, it's less about picking a fight and more about, "Hey man, can't we all just get along?" Instead of flexing its usual "me-first" muscle, Mars is sipping chamomile tea and humming Kumbaya, courtesy of Libra's peacemaking vibes. It's like the universe's version of anger management and we're all invited. But, don't go thinking this interstellar hootenanny is all sunshine and rainbows. With all this cosmic chillaxing, it's easy to sweep real problems under the galaxy rug. We might try to pretend everything's groovy, but let's face it, sometimes it's not. The trick here, my celestial seekers, is not to bottle up the bad vibes--instead, use this time to tackle those thorny issues with a dose of Libra's diplomacy and grace. It's like a cosmic therapy session, where we can hash things out without resorting to wrestling moves. Libra, being the zodiac's resident judge Judy, also means that Mars in Libra is the ideal time to stand up for what's fair and square. Just remember, even in the vastness of space, equality matters. But, beware the dark side of this cosmic duo. Mars likes to get things done, pronto. Libra, on the other hand, is like that indecisive friend who takes forever to choose a movie on Netflix. It's a recipe for cosmic procrastination. The secret? Act with love, intention, and fairness. If you do that, you're making the right moves under Mars in Libra. And remember, in the grand scheme of the universe, we're all just stardust trying to find our orbit.Jupiter is in Taurus
Jupiter is retrograde at 13 Tau 38' 45", moving backwards at 0.11 degrees per day, and is 608289966km away and approaching.
Jupiter Is In Taurus
Jupiter In Taurus: The Cosmic Comedy Tour
Alright, Earthlings, here's the scoop. Jupiter, the giant gas ball of wisdom and overindulgence, has decided to bunk with Taurus (the stubborn bull with a taste for the finer things) for a while. It's like a cosmic odd couple sitcom, except instead of laugh tracks, we get life lessons. Groovy, huh?
Picture it: Jupiter, lord of luck and good fortune, sharing a celestial couch with Taurus, the zodiac's prime symbol of wealth and material comfort. That's like having Bill Gates and Warren Buffet as roommates - with a better view. Expect some serious prosperity memes to go viral during this transit, but remember folks, not everything that glitters is space gold.
This cosmic roommate situation is all about growth and goal-setting. Jupiter's got that go-big-or-go-home attitude while Taurus brings all the patience and determination of a sloth on a caffeine high. Time to dust off those dreams you've been keeping in the back of your mental closet and give them a good airing out. Just remember: Rome wasn't built in a day, but I bet they had one heck of a to-do list.
With Jupiter parked in Taurus, we're also looking at a potential overindulgence overload. That's right, my star-gazing friends, your "wants" might start masquerading as "needs". So, before you decide you absolutely need that gold-plated espresso machine or a pet peacock, take a deep breath, meditate on the difference between desire and necessity, and maybe just buy a nice houseplant instead.
In short, let Jupiter in Taurus be your cosmic wake-up call to appreciate the wisdom within, make big moves towards your dreams, and maybe, just maybe, practice a little self-restraint in the spending department. And remember, folks, in the grand cosmic comedy, we're all just trying to find our punchline.
Saturn is in Pisces
Saturn is retrograde at 01 Pis 04' 48", moving backwards at 0.04 degrees per day, and is 1350170730km away and receding.
Saturn Is In Pisces
When Saturn Plays Hippie in Pisces
Gather around, stargazers! It's time to dive into the cosmic soup again as we navigate the celestial tango of Saturn hanging out in Pisces. Right now, Saturn is so far away, it makes social distancing look like a close encounter of the third kind. We're talking a whopping 1,350,110,360.048154354km away (give or take a few thousand kilometers). And the cherry on this cosmic sundae? Saturn is currently doing the moonwalk - that's right, it's retrograde!
Now don't freak out, remember, Saturn in Pisces is like The Terminator at a yoga class: a bit awkward but surprisingly flexible. It's all about inner reflection, so grab your favorite tie-dye meditation pillow and get cozy. This is the perfect time to connect with your dreams, like writing the next best-selling sci-fi novel or opening that vegan, gluten-free, soy-free, flavor-free... okay, maybe not flavor-free... coffee shop.
But let's face it, Saturn in Pisces isn't all peace signs and daisy chains. Imagine Saturn as your nosy Aunt Edna, always poking her nose in your business and questioning your life choices. She may be annoying, but her advice usually has some nuggets of wisdom. So, instead of slamming the door in her face, maybe let her in for a cup of tea. Who knows, she might help you finally understand your tax return.
Be warned though, with Saturn in Pisces, you might feel like a caffeinated owl at a rave party. Sleep could become elusive and you may find yourself wide awake at 3 am wondering why we never see baby pigeons. So, dust off that yoga mat, do some star jumps, or count invisible sheep - whatever helps you calm that racing mind. And remember, if all else fails, there's always warm milk and cookies!
So, strap in, folks! This is going to be one heck of a cosmic ride. Keep those dream journals handy, and don't forget to pause, breathe, and listen to the wisdom of the stars. Saturn may be a stern teacher, but hey, even The Terminator learned how to love.
Uranus is in Taurus
Uranus is retrograde at 22 Tau 24' 19", moving backwards at 0.03 degrees per day, and is 2814916710km away and approaching.
Uranus Is In Taurus
Uranus in Taurus: A Cosmic Cha-Cha of Change
Alright, my celestial comrades, let's talk about the cosmic elephant in the room - Uranus is in Taurus. Now, I know what you're thinking. "Isn't Uranus that one planet that spins on its side like a rebellious teenager?" Yes, you're not wrong, but right now, it's doing a cha-cha with Taurus, and this dance is all about change, baby!
With Taurus being as stubborn as a mule wearing concrete shoes, they really aren't fans of change. In fact, if change was a dish at a potluck, Taurus would probably bring their own sandwich. But guess what, Taurus? Uranus didn’t RSVP to this cosmic party to stick to the status quo. It's here to shake things up!
Now, Taurus knows a thing or two about money. They're the Warren Buffets of the zodiac, minus the billions. With Uranus in their house though, we may be looking at some revolutionary new ways of handling our cash. Can you imagine? Maybe banks will start giving out free toasters again, or cryptocurrencies will become as commonplace as cat videos on the internet! The financial world is about to do a somersault, folks, so buckle up.
And here's where it gets personal. Uranus in Taurus is like a hippie at a corporate job - it's all about breaking free from the chains of materialism. Debt, taxes, credit card interest, rent, that expensive latte addiction you refuse to acknowledge – these are all things Uranus wants us to rethink. Are you really living your best life if you're drowning in stuff?
So, even if you're a Taurus digging your heels into the ground, change is coming. And who knows? You might even find that these disruptions lead you to a more stable place. So, let's embrace the cosmic cha-cha of change, my starry-eyed friends, because Uranus is here to take us on a wild ride!
Neptune is in Pisces
Neptune is retrograde at 25 Pis 44' 18", moving backwards at 0.03 degrees per day, and is 4333127699km away and receding.
Neptune Is In Pisces
Well, buckle up your space boots, celestial voyagers, because Neptune has parked itself in Pisces, and if you think that's just another blip on the cosmic radar, you're in for a supernova-sized surprise! Neptune, the blue behemoth of our solar system, is currently doing its best impersonation of a 70s disco dancer by going retrograde. Now, I don't mean it's donning flares and breaking out the platform shoes - in astrological terms, going retrograde means appearing to move backward in its orbit from our earthly perspective. And this particular planetary pirouette is happening in the star sign Pisces. Now, imagine Neptune as the Albert Einstein of planets, with its focus on unifying all things, and Pisces as the John Lennon of star signs, with its "imagine all the people" vibe. When these two come together, it's like a cosmic cocktail of unity and dreams. Suddenly, our squabbles over who ate the last slice of pizza seem about as significant as a speck of stardust in the grand scheme of the cosmos. This planetary party is your VIP pass to dig deep into your emotional treasure chest and unearth your unique gifts. Ever dreamt of becoming an interpretive dancer? Go for it! Want to write a sonnet about your cat? Now's the time! Perhaps you've been itching to explore a new spiritual path, or maybe you've been wanting to convert your broom closet into a sacred meditation space. Well, with Neptune's neon sign blazing in Pisces, there's no better time to set up your inner sanctum and start channeling your inner Zen master. Remember, my fellow stargazers, the universe isn't just out there - it's inside you too! So let Neptune's dance in Pisces inspire you to share your unique gifts with the world. After all, we're all made of stardust, and who knows? Your contribution might just be the spark that lights up someone else's cosmos. So get out there, embrace your inner geek, let your freak flag fly, and make the most of this cosmic congruence. As they say in the interstellar circles, "Neptune in Pisces, baby! It's not just a phase, it's a cosmic rave!"Pluto is in Capricorn
Pluto is retrograde at 27 Cap 53' 33", moving backwards at 0 degrees per day, and is 5182366258km away and receding.
Pluto Is In Capricorn
Pluto Takes a Capricorn Detour
Greetings, cosmic voyagers! Buckle up your star-studded seatbelts because it seems like our brooding buddy Pluto, that celestial bad boy of the solar system, has decided to set up camp in the practical, no-nonsense neighborhood of Capricorn. Now, don't panic! I know we're all still adjusting to Pluto's "dwarf planet" status (no offense to the vertically challenged), but trust me, it's still got enough cosmic clout to shake things up. You see, Pluto and Capricorn are like that intense power couple who always seem to be achieving something monumental while the rest of us are just trying to decide which Netflix series to binge-watch next. They're all about success, ambition, and getting stuff done. Not exactly a pair you'd invite to your chill, incense-infused meditation session, right? But here's the kicker - these two aren't big on playing well with others. They've got a bit of tunnel vision going on, and other people's viewpoints might as well be in another galaxy. So, during this transit, remember to keep your mind open wider than the event horizon of a black hole. Now, Pluto is also notorious for its 'out with the old, in with the new' approach. It's like that friend who insists on cleaning out your closet, tossing out your favorite, albeit tattered, band tees because they "no longer serve you." It might feel like a celestial smackdown, but trust me, Pluto means well. It's all about destroying the unnecessary to make room for the new. So, folks, as we navigate this latest cosmic curveball, let's remember to be intentional in our destruction and creation. And maybe, just maybe, we can convince Pluto and Capricorn to take a break from their power trip and join us for a little starlit meditation. After all, even celestial bodies could use a bit of zen now and then!Current Planetary Aspects
Current Planetary Positions
Sun Sextile Moon
There is a nice balance today between your emotional side and your ego. This will promote harmony between you and women, the public, family members, and children. Think about talking over emotional issues with the people you are close to as this transit brings harmony and a willingness to compromise and see the others' point of view.