By The Chip Witch on Wednesday, 27 September 2023
Category: Aquarius

Aquarius Report

"Tea, Earl Grey, Hot: Aquarians, Prepare for a week of unexpected Klingon-style conflicts and Ferengi-esque negotiations, but remember - your Prime Directive is to keep calm and carry on!"

The next Aquarius will start in 116 days, at Sunday, 21 January, 2024

The Moon moves to Aquarius in 25 days, at Sunday, 22 October, 2023

Mercury moves to Aquarius in 131 days, at Monday, 05 February, 2024

Venus moves to Aquarius in 143 days, at Saturday, 17 February, 2024

Mars moves to Aquarius in 139 days, at Tuesday, 13 February, 2024

Pluto moves to Aquarius in 116 days, at Sunday, 21 January, 2024

The Waxing Gibbous moon is currently 12.4 days old. The next new moon is at 17:55:08, 14 Oct 2023. The next full moon is at 20:24:27, 28 Oct 2023.

Greetings, Aquarius! Oh, are we in for a treat today! The Waxing Gibbous moon is currently 12.4 days old, which is the same age as baby Gorgons when they learn to tie their shoelaces...or would be, if they had feet. Or shoes. Now, let's talk quantum physics, shall we? Because in the grand cosmic lottery, you're about to hit a jackpot. With the Waxing Gibbous moon at 12.4 days, the universe is pointing all its invisible, inter-dimensional arrows towards you. Lucky chap! Creativity will surge like a Dalek on a coffee break. Keep your sonic screwdriver handy because you never know when those ingenious ideas might need a bit of fine-tuning. Or when a Dalek might show up for a cuppa. The cosmos is also hinting at some stellar social interactions. So brace yourself for an influx of companions wanting to travel through time and space with you. Just remember that not everyone can handle the TARDIS. Some people just aren't ready for that much awesomeness. In matters of the heart, you're going to be as irresistible as a fresh bag of Jelly Babies. But remember, love isn't always about finding the perfect companion; sometimes it's about not getting exterminated by a Dalek. So, tread carefully, my dear time traveller. Oh, and one more thing. Be cautious of rogue Cybermen. They've been known to get a bit twitchy when the moon is 12.4 days old. #DoctorWhoscope #AquariusAdventures #WaxingGibbousGuidance #BewareOfCybermen #TimeyWimeyStuff

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