"Phone Home, Aquarius? No Need, Mercury Retrograde is on Speed Dial This Month!"
The next Aquarius will start in 328 days, at Monday, 20 January, 2025
The Moon moves to Aquarius in 9 days, at Thursday, 07 March, 2024
Mercury moves to Aquarius in 336 days, at Tuesday, 28 January, 2025
Venus is currently in Aquarius
Mars is currently in Aquarius
Pluto is currently in Aquarius
The Waning Gibbous moon is currently 17.3 days old. The next new moon is at 9:02:45, 10 Mar 2024. The next full moon is at 7:01:37, 25 Mar 2024.
Good evening, my far-out Aquarians! I hope you're ready for a cosmic 'Predator' style update.
Let's kick things off with Venus hanging out in your sign. Now, if this was a Predator movie, Venus would be the cool, collected one with the infrared vision. She's giving you the superpower to see through the BS and straight to the heart of matters. Like spotting an alien in the jungle, you're realizing who truly has your back. #InfraredInsight
Next up, Mars, the planet of action, is also lounging in your sign. If Mars was a character in Predator, he'd be Arnold Schwarzenegger himself, pumping you full of energy and determination. You might find yourself shouting "Get to the choppa!" as you power through your to-do list. #MarsMuscles
Pluto, the little dwarf planet with a big impact, is chilling in Aquarius too. Imagine Pluto as the unexpected plot twist in Predator, revealing deep-seated secrets and transformation. Prepare for some profound changes, Aquarians. Remember, just like in the movie, sometimes the change is messy, but it leads to growth. #PlutoPlotTwist
Now, let's talk about the Waning Gibbous moon, currently at a mature 17.3 days old. This phase is like the final showdown in Predator. It's time to release what no longer serves you and prepare for the new moon's rebirth. Think of it as finally defeating the Predator and reclaiming your jungle. #MoonMakeover
In conclusion, dear Aquarius, you're in for an action-packed month full of insights, energy, transformation, and release. And remember, in the immortal words of the Predator, "Anytime..." - because the universe has got your back, anytime. #AquariusAction
Stay cosmic, my friends!
#Aquarius
SignToday Is Posting: 27.02.2024 08:42:01 (aqu-27-02-2024)