By The Chip Witch on Sunday, 24 December 2023
Category: Aquarius

Aquarius Report

"Aquarius, prepare to surf the cosmic waves! Alien abduction risk at an all-time low but Mercury's retrograde may cause Wi-Fi glitches!"

The next Aquarius will start in 28 days, at Sunday, 21 January, 2024

The Moon moves to Aquarius in 19 days, at Friday, 12 January, 2024

Mercury moves to Aquarius in 43 days, at Monday, 05 February, 2024

Venus moves to Aquarius in 55 days, at Saturday, 17 February, 2024

Mars moves to Aquarius in 51 days, at Tuesday, 13 February, 2024

Pluto moves to Aquarius in 28 days, at Sunday, 21 January, 2024

The Waxing Gibbous moon is currently 12.1 days old. The next new moon is at 11:58:05, 11 Jan 2024. The next full moon is at 17:54:43, 25 Jan 2024.

Alright, my far-out Aquarians! The celestial waters are stirring. Right now, the Waxing Gibbous moon is 12.1 days old. Kind of like that leftover pizza in your fridge; it's still good, but you should probably make use of it soon. Your ruling planet Uranus is doing its usual disco dance across the starry dance floor which means this week, you're gonna be feeling as innovative as the guy who invented pockets. You know, those wonderful things that hold your phone, your car keys, and approximately 37 crumpled receipts. But remember, just like trying to find the end of a rainbow, chasing every shiny new idea can lead you on a wild goose chase. So, instead of scattering your energy all over the cosmos, focus on the one idea that really gets your neurons firing. Like bringing back the pet rock...but with WiFi. In the realm of love, Venus is giving you a cosmic wink. So, if you've been daydreaming about that cutie you met at the last Star Trek convention, it might be time to boldly go where you haven't gone before - and ask them out. Health-wise, Saturn's rings are reminding you to keep your own ring of life in check. In other words, lay off the late-night alien conspiracies and get some sleep! Remember, Aquarius, life is like a black hole. It can suck you in with its gravity, or you can use it to slingshot around and explore new galaxies. The choice is yours. #AquariansInTheStars #WaxingGibbousVibes #UranusDiscoDance #StellarLoveConnections #HealthyCosmicRings

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SignToday Is Posting: 24.12.2023 08:42:01 (aqu-24-12-2023)

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