"Aquarius, Prepare for a Galactic Rollercoaster: Your WiFi may be down but Your Cosmic Connection is Up!"
The next Aquarius will start in 185 days, at Monday, 20 January, 2025
The Moon moves to Aquarius in 3 days, at Monday, 22 July, 2024
Mercury moves to Aquarius in 193 days, at Tuesday, 28 January, 2025
Venus moves to Aquarius in 141 days, at Saturday, 07 December, 2024
Pluto is currently retrograde in Aquarius
The Waxing Gibbous moon is currently 12.6 days old. The next new moon is at 11:14:21, 4 Aug 2024. The next full moon is at 18:28:35, 19 Aug 2024.
Alright, my Aquarian folks, if you thought the universe was giving you a chilly reception lately, wait until you see what we've got lined up for you now. Yes, indeed! The planet that's more misunderstood than my last attempt at quantum physics, Pluto, is going retrograde in your sign. Talk about a cosmic plot twist!
Now, in the grand tradition of MacReady, let me tell you - this ain't exactly a time for joyriding on your cosmic snowmobile. It's more like trying to find out who's the alien and who's the human in a game of intergalactic "Among Us". You're gonna have to dig deep into your personal permafrost and examine the mysteries buried beneath.
With the Waxing Gibbous moon currently at 12.6 days old, (yes, I counted the days myself, I'm a nerd like that), your intuition is gonna be as bright as a flare in a polar night. Use it to illuminate the dark corners of your psyche where those retrograde demons hide.
Don't forget to keep your flamethrower of optimism handy and your sense of humor well-fueled. You just gotta laugh when the universe throws you a curveball - or in this case, a retrograde icy dwarf planet. Remember, even when you're tied to this cosmic couch, you can still make the best of it.
Keep an eye out for unexpected allies this week, Aquarius. And remember, you're much stronger than you think, especially if you've got a hot cup of cocoa and a good pair of long johns.
So, buckle up, space cowboys and cowgirls, it's time to do the MacReady mambo with Pluto! #AquariusAstrology #PlutoGoesRetro #MacReadyStyle #AmongUsUniverse #NerdyAstrologer.
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SignToday Is Posting: 19.07.2024 08:42:01 (aqu-19-07-2024)